Swapship Troopers Spreads Wide

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In the interests of finding readers of all shapes and sizes, I have published Swapship Troopers — the sexy-exciting science fiction novel about gender-swapping Space Marines — on a bunch of different retailers:

During a brutal war against monstrous, spider-like aliens, the Space Marines try to improve morale with a top-secret, gene-splicing drug that temporarily turns men into women. Marines who take the drug provide feminine companionship to the Marines who don’t. Everyone is happier.

Most troopers just blow off steam, but two Marines connect in a way that will change them forever. A young Private gets in touch with his feminine side and finds the joy in submitting to a man. A battle-hardened Lieutenant finds redemption and learns that beauty can be more than skin deep. How far will this relationship go? Can these two Marines stay together when they have to fight just to survive?

 

It was a wonderful blend of action packed sci-fi battles, military operations, hot and steamy erotic scenes, humor, sass and a romance I never quite expected.

-Lilah E. Noir, Author of Unorthodox Therapy

Swapship Troopers is a story filled with lots of giant bug killing and lots of sexy times. What more could you want?

Bark’s Book Nonsense

Swapship Troopers is a smart, erotic homage to the science fiction genre, and a gender-swap story that manages to be both exciting and erotic where it needs to be, moving seamlessly between action in the field and action in the bedroom.

-Sally Bend, Bending the Bookshelf

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The Smutpunk Free Book Mega Giveaway Event for 2018 is now live! Go to this website and get free books. That’s all there is to it!

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So I finally got my shit together and started a newsletter mailing list. Next step: write an actual newsletter. In the meantime, if you go ahead and subscribe there’s a free book in it for you. My hilarious and suspenseful adventure novella, Invasion of the Snatch Snatchers, can be yours, no questions asked. Just submit your e-mail address and watch your inbox (and possibly your spam folder) for the link to download this wicked fun story.

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Black Friday Deal! $0.99 for Swapship Trooper

Black Friday only! Swapship Troopers will be $0.99. Don’t miss this deal!


A New Kind of War
A New Kind of Service

During a brutal war against monstrous, spider-like aliens, the Space Marines try to improve morale with a top-secret, gene-splicing drug that temporarily turns men into women. Marines who take the drug provide feminine companionship to the Marines who don’t. Everyone is happier.

Most troopers just blow off steam, but two Marines connect in a way that will change them forever. A young Private gets in touch with his feminine side and finds the joy in submitting to a man. A battle-hardened Lieutenant finds redemption and learns that beauty can be more than skin deep. How far will this relationship go? Can these two Marines stay together when they have to fight just to survive?

Get this book on Amazon in Kindle and Paperback!


 

 

It was a wonderful blend of action packed sci-fi battles, military operations, hot and steamy erotic scenes, humor, sass and a romance I never quite expected.

-Lilah E. Noir, Author of Unorthodox Therapy

Swapship Troopers is a story filled with lots of giant bug killing and lots of sexy times. What more could you want?

Bark’s Book Nonsense

Swapship Troopers is a smart, erotic homage to the science fiction genre, and a gender-swap story that manages to be both exciting and erotic where it needs to be, moving seamlessly between action in the field and action in the bedroom.

-Sally Bend, Bending the Bookshelf

Excerpt: Girls Can Shoot, Too

Here is an excerpt from my book, Swapship Troopers. Here, Quantrill and Hardaway are on the run from an army of giant Bug-like Formids. Quantrill discovers that Hardaway is willing to sacrifice himself to save her. Hardaway discovers that girls can shoot, too.


“We have to get to the top of that rock!” Hardaway yelled. He pointed to a tall, stone formation up ahead with a flat top and steep sides. Quantrill didn’t know how they would ever make it. If Formids have the advantage at running, they have double the advantage at climbing. A Bug could climb straight up a sheer cliff without breaking a sweat. She didn’t know about Lieutenant Hardaway, but Quantrill knew for sure she couldn’t compete with that. Even so, it was not the time to start questioning orders.

“Yes, sir!” she yelled. Just because she didn’t know Lieutenant Hardaway’s plan, didn’t mean he didn’t have one. She ran up the incline at full speed, leaping from one jagged, pointy rock to another. Quantrill knew she could trip and fall running that fast over such unpredictable terrain, but if she went any slower she would definitely be overtaken by the Bugs. It was an all or nothing situation.

She barely made it as it was. As she scrambled up the last three meters – an almost vertical wall of rock – a huge bug charged her from the left side. She was hanging onto the rock by her fingertips. She would have to let go to unsling her rifle. That would have meant falling – and probably tumbling down the steep sides of the rock and into the mass of attacking Formids.

Instead, just as the Bug stepped toward her, a snarling blast from Hardaway’s SAW blew its abdomen to pieces. The Bug dropped and Quantrill pulled herself up onto the top of the rock. Her old upper-body strength would have been really handy right then. She didn’t have time to worry about that, however, because the Bugs were still coming.

She shouldered her rifle and leapt to her feet. From her point on the high ground, she could fire down onto the Formids trying to climb up the cliff and send them reeling. Hardaway had picked an excellent spot to put up a strong defense. But where was he?

She whirled around and saw the Lieutenant still at the foot of the rock formation. Bugs were coming at him from all directions, but he fended them off with ferocious salvos from the machine gun. When a Bug would break away and climb the rock face toward Quantrill, Hardaway would turn away from his own attackers to blast the Bug off the cliff.

“Run for it!” Hardway yelled, but made no move to run himself.

He was protecting her, Quantrill realized. He was sacrificing himself to save her. “The fuck you are,” she growled in her sweet, little voice.

Quantrill ran to the edge of the rocky outcropping. It was possible to bring down a Bug with one 5-round burst, but you had to be exactly on target. It was the kind of shot Quantrill could make about one time out of four. To save Hardaway she would have to make that shot every time, without fail. It was a long shot, but it was the only way. She slammed a fresh magazine into her AR316 and fired into the crowd of Bugs between her and Lieutenant Hardaway.

She didn’t wait to see if her shots connected – she barely even took time to aim. She just fired burst after burst into the heads of the attackers as fast as she could pull the trigger. They were trying to destroy the thing she loved most in the world, and they had to die.

She emptied the entire magazine and grabbed another. When she looked down at the battle she had killed dozens of Bugs. The pathway was clear for Hardaway to make a run for the rock. “You get up here, you son of a bitch!” she screamed.

Hardaway was stunned – but only for a moment. When he saw the dead, motionless carcasses of the Formids that had been blocking his retreat he wasted no time. The Lieutenant sprinted up the side of the cliff and vaulted onto the flat top. “That was some damn nice shooting,” he panted.

“Nothing to it,” Quantrill said with a wink. Then she brought the barrel of her AR316 up to her mouth and blew away the thin trail of smoke rising up from the overheated rifle.

The two Marines sprinted across the top of the tall rock formation. The top side was flat and smooth and made for easy running. They were able to outpace the Formids trying to climb up after them. Unfortunately, some Bugs ran through the valley to the side and cut them off. Quantrill and Hardaway continued forward, firing as they ran. They were able to knock many Bugs over the cliff, but more always took their place.

“Shit!” Hardaway swore. “I’m out of ammo.”

“I’ve got plenty,” Quantrill replied. Her AR316 ammunition wouldn’t work in the SAW, but she could give the rifle to Hardaway and he could defend them with it. She handed the weapon over to him. “Here. Take it.”

Hardaway reached for the rifle, but then stopped and drew his hand away. “No,” he said. “You’re a better shot than I am. You keep it.”

“Yes, sir,” she agreed. There wasn’t time for argument. She shouldered the rifle once more and blew away a Formid coming at them up the side of the cliff. She moved in a circle, firing at the Bugs coming at them from all sides. She was able to keep them away – but for how long? Her own ammo wouldn’t last forever. “We’re not going to get out of here, are we,” she said in between bursts of automatic rifle fire.


Find out of they get out of there on Amazon Kindle!

Subversive Erotica Facebook Group #erotica #lesbian #gay #trans #femdom #poly

Facebook might be designed to benefit Facebook, but that doesn’t mean we can’t use it to benefit equality and freedom, too. To that end: my new Facebook group.

Subversive Erotica

This group will promote erotica that subverts traditional, narrow-minded ideas of love and romance. We’re all about lesbians, gay men, gender bending, dominant women, poly-amorous relationships — basically anything that isn’t Strong Man Dominates Weak Woman.

  • We don’t want Alpha Males — unless he’s gay
  • We don’t want Billionaires — unless she’s a lesbian
  • We don’t want Navy SEALS — unless he turns into a she

 

Facebook Sucks: An Opinion

It seems like every week there’s a new story going around about how Facebook has screwed over somebody else. From deleting accounts of trans people using their chosen names to deleting accounts of breastfeeding mothers to deleting accounts of people for no apparent reason at all.

But we suck it up and soldier on because Facebook helps us connect with our fans. Right? Well, not really. It turns out that maybe 3% of users who’ve liked your page actually ever see your posts. That means that 97 to 98 out of every 100 users that you’ve worked so hard to get on your page aren’t going to see diddly squat from you. It hasn’t always been this way — back in February 2012 this number was as high as 16%. But Facebook went public that year and had to keep Wall Street happy.

Facebook, you see, makes their money selling advertising. They have an algorithm that decides what to show on your fans’ timelines. More and more it’s deciding not to show your stuff. Facebook says it’s picking out the things that matter most to users. That may be true to some extent, but it’s also picking out the things that matter most to Facebook. By limiting the organic reach of your page posts, they push you into buying more ads.

I’ve heard Facebook ads can be fabulously effective, so maybe that’s not so bad. Except my books feature people who have sex. Women on the book covers sometimes have breasts. In short, my books are too naughty for Facebook.

That’s right. Facebook will happily sell ads to Russian agents trying to undermine American democracy, but boobies are dangerous.

Facebook sucks.

Cover Art III: Terminal Case

So I decided to try one more time to draw a cover for Terminal Case. Unlike my first attempt, this one isn’t cartoonish and sad. Instead, it’s dark and ominous. This suits the story, which is a noir tale of terminal cancer, repressed desires, and taboo lust. I don’t know if all that comes across, but it’s a step in the right direction.

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To celebrate, Terminal Case will be available for free for the rest of the week! Yay!

A Pair of 5-Star Reviews for Swapship Troopers

Today I was quite pleased to find not just one, but two new reviews for Swapship Troopers.

Lilah E. Noir says

It was a wonderful blend of action packed sci-fi battles, military operations, hot and steamy erotic scenes, humor, sass and a romance I never quite expected.

and DesertGirl adds:

the action on the battlefield was as AMAZING as the action in the bedroom

These great reviews help make up for the fact that the first two reviews I got on Swapship seem to have disappeared.