The Lesbian, the Bitch, and the Bathrobe

frontHigh fantasy, social commentary, and erotic humor
Originally published November 9, 2007
39,000 words

Lily is beautiful and voluptuous, but also shy, insecure, and stifled by her overprotective parents. Her best friend, Megan, is sexy, tough, and confident but has been hiding a secret that threatens to alienate her from her friends and family. When they stumble upon a magical doorway to another world it seems like a dream come true. This strange new world is full of wonder and mystery, not to mention sexy adventures like nothing they have ever imagined. Their arrival has thrown off a delicate balance, however, and a powerful evil is waiting. In the struggle to survive, Lily may discover what she needed was right in front of her the whole time.

Contains explicit sex, violence, and adult language. Intended for mature audiences only.

“He has captured the feel and charm of classic fantasy in the telling of a tale of erotic discovery”
Ozzie Scribbler, Author of How To Be Free

“This is a strong satire with a positive message … When love wins, we all win.”
Patient Lee, Author of Wicked Hot

“A sexy, fun fantasy with a happily ever after ending.”
Sabrina Devonshire, author of the Navy SEALs of Valor series

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